What's funnier than 24? My life.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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God. God.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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