What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

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