- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Sixty... eight

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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