What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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I regret everything.....

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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