- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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