What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How many light bulbs? 1

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

my gramma died

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

My penis is big... not.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Tough crowd tonight...

Anti Joke

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