11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Knock, Knock ...

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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women's rights

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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