What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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