What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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everybody loves raymond

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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