- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Women

Rebecca Black.

all jokes aside...

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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