- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

lewis ya baggy fuck

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

no pun intended

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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