what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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The Game.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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kaite is dumb that is true

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