What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Anti Joke

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