what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

One day a man walked into a wall

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

why did matt die? He had cancer

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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