How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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