- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

kesha is a virgin.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

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