You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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