How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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