People with cancer.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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