When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Jayden Eccles

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Refrigerator

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Anti Joke

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