One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Internet Explorer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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i have two hands.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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