Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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xavier stop

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A dyslexic blind man

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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