- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

A man killed himself.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

YOU

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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