- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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