What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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