What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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An Artic Storm.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Anti Joke

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