- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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