- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

I can count to potato.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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