- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Mullets

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Penis

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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