Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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The Joke Below

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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hey, my names mark.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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4 1/2

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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THE END.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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