A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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