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William wright is Gay

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Boner

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Jewwy Jewstein

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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