- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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