What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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