- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

A man sat on a chair

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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