Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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which one is easiest

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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VAGINA.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Jews

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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