- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Obama

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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