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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

do you have a wife?

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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