- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

5 people are walking

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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