- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

why was the boy sad? because.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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