ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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trumpy trumpy trump

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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