- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Church.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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