- Anti Joke

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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