- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

The WNBA

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

fava beans

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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