What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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