there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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The Holocaust

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Needless to say,

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Anti Joke

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