Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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