Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Burp

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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