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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

9/11.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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