- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

when debbie meets downer

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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