- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

No.

I told you it would happen

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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