What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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I just found out i have cancer.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

guess what chicken butt

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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