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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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