What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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derp

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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