- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

roses are red, violets are violet.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

child labor

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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