what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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identical jokes get different votes.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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