Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man walks into a bar.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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