What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Brad Fuller!

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nipple

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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your mom died.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Justin Bieber

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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