- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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