Mitt Romney

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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